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hokkigai clam Jokes

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Funny Tongue Twisters
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Beach Puns
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Violin Puns
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
It's So Hot... One Liners
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
Summer Puns
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Food puns
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school? For the Soup-erintendent.
Fish Puns
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Ocean Puns
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Food Poems
For breakfast I had ice cream
With pickles sliced up in it;
For lunch, some greasy pork chops
Gobbled in a minute;
Dinner? Clams and orange pop,
And liverwurst, slicked thick---
And now, oops! Oh pardon me!
I'm going to be sick!

(William Cole)
Rain Puns
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?

It’s the clam before the storm.