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Turkey Puns
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Space Puns
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Alien Puns
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Funny Family Quotes
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

- Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving Jokes
What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?

If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." -Erma Bombeck
“Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.” —@WilliamAder
Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.” — Seth Meyers
“May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” —Anonymous
Thanksgiving Puns
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?
You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Tea Puns
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.