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Funny Nature Quotes
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.”
Flamingo Puns
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Spider Puns
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
Onion Puns
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
Keyboard Puns
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Marriage Puns
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web."
Nature Puns
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
Computer Puns
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
One Liners for Kids
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.