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Funny Animal Quotes
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”

- Phil Pastoret.
Seal Puns
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
Nuts Puns
I want an almond flavoured biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am.
Gorilla Puns
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Bread Puns
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Food Pick Up Lines
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
British Pick Up Lines
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Whats the difference between marrying a Mama's Boy and a Daddy's Girl? One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father.
When I go to donate blood I expect a cup of tea, a biscuit and a polite word of thanks...
...not a whole lot of screaming, my bucket confiscated, and a cop asking me questions.
Thanksgiving Puns
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
Funny Tongue Twisters
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.