What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
I love you so fairy much.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Go big or go gnome.
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
I have a bone to pixie with you.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Seas the day!
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
I’ve heard of fraudsters before, but that was one heck of a unique-con if I ever saw one.
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
You are shrimply the best!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.