Mythical Creature Puns

These legendary puns will crack you up!

Mythical Creature Puns

Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
Go big or go gnome.
Just hangin' with my gnomies.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why cant a dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
'Cause he was always a little short.
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawnmower and crying?
Because he hit a rough patch.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
Puny.
What sound does a gnome make when he's eating dinner?
Gnome-gnome-gnom-gnom-gnom-nom-nom!