Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
I love you so fairy much.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
What race makes for the edgiest bards?
Rock gnomes.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
'Cause he was always a little short.
Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
What's a dragon's favorite snack?
Fire Crackers!
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.