Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
Go big or go gnome.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
We were mermaid for each other.
Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
You mermaid to go far.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.
Two Dragons walk into a bar.
1st dragon: It's hot in here
2nd dragon: Shut your mouth.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
You mermake me happy.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.