My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.