How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.