How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.