What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?