What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.