What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.