What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.