"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Call me on the shellphone.
Shell-abrate the good times!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Seas the day!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You are shrimply the best!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
We were mermaid for each other.
You really mermaid my day.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You mermake me happy.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Wish upon a starfish.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Fishing you a happy day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You mermaid to go far.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Long time no sea.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.