Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You really mermaid my day.