Fishing you a happy day.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Call me on the shellphone.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Don't fork-get your manners.