Seas the day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.