You seem a little mer-mad.
Wish upon a starfish.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Fishing you a happy day.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
We were mermaid for each other.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?