You are shrimply the best!
I think you're mer-mazing.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Long time no sea.
Seas the day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Don't fork-get your manners.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You seem a little mer-mad.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You really mermaid my day.
You mermake me happy.
You mermaid to go far.
Wish upon a starfish.
We were mermaid for each other.
Fishing you a happy day.
Call me on the shellphone.