The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You mermaid to go far.
Long time no sea.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You really mermaid my day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Don't fork-get your manners.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Wish upon a starfish.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You mermake me happy.
You are shrimply the best!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
We were mermaid for each other.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Call me on the shellphone.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Shell-abrate the good times!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Seas the day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Fishing you a happy day.