For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Seas the day!
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You mermaid to go far.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermake me happy.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You are shrimply the best!
We were mermaid for each other.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You seem a little mer-mad.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Long time no sea.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Call me on the shellphone.
Wish upon a starfish.
Fishing you a happy day.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You really mermaid my day.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.