One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You mermaid to go far.
Seas the day!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You seem a little mer-mad.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You are shrimply the best!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Call me on the shellphone.
You mermake me happy.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You really mermaid my day.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Long time no sea.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Fishing you a happy day.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
We were mermaid for each other.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Wish upon a starfish.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?