Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You are shrimply the best!
We were mermaid for each other.
Long time no sea.
Shell-abrate the good times!
I think you're mer-mazing.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You mermake me happy.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Fishing you a happy day.
You mermaid to go far.
You really mermaid my day.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Wish upon a starfish.
Seas the day!
You seem a little mer-mad.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Call me on the shellphone.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Don't fork-get your manners.