What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Call me on the shellphone.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Wish upon a starfish.
You mermaid to go far.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Long time no sea.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
We were mermaid for each other.
You mermake me happy.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
I think you're mer-mazing.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Seas the day!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Shell-abrate the good times!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You really mermaid my day.
Fishing you a happy day.
You are shrimply the best!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.