What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You really mermaid my day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Long time no sea.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You are shrimply the best!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Wish upon a starfish.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
We were mermaid for each other.
You mermake me happy.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Seas the day!
Fishing you a happy day.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You mermaid to go far.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Call me on the shellphone.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.