We were mermaid for each other.
Long time no sea.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You mermake me happy.
You mermaid to go far.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Wish upon a starfish.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Seas the day!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Call me on the shellphone.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You are shrimply the best!
You really mermaid my day.
Don't fork-get your manners.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
I think you're mer-mazing.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Fishing you a happy day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.