You mermake me happy.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You really mermaid my day.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
We were mermaid for each other.
You mermaid to go far.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Wish upon a starfish.
Long time no sea.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Seas the day!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Fishing you a happy day.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You are shrimply the best!
Shell-abrate the good times!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Call me on the shellphone.