What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Call me on the shellphone.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You are shrimply the best!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
I think you're mer-mazing.
You really mermaid my day.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Long time no sea.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Fishing you a happy day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Seas the day!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermake me happy.
You mermaid to go far.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
We were mermaid for each other.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.