Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.