I think you're mer-mazing.
You really mermaid my day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You mermaid to go far.