One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Shell-abrate the good times!
We were mermaid for each other.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You really mermaid my day.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Call me on the shellphone.
I think you're mer-mazing.