Snow thank you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Life is brew-tiful!
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
You are pitcher perfect.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Drink happy thoughts.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You snow the drill.
I’ll never fir-get.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Let’s take an elfie.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Paddy like a rockstar.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Resting Grinch face.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Hold on for deer life.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Just one hot chick."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
People are always after me lucky charms.
It's ice to meet you.
You raise the bar.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
This is snow laughing matter!