"You're poaching all my best yolks."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I'm fondue you, it's true
There’s no reason to wine about you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We have great chemis-tree.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Don’t be elfish.
I’m elf-taught.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Get clover it, babe.
I fence-y you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Best in snow.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
This is snow laughing matter!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Up to snow good.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Your presents is requested.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I’m feelin’ pine.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
As it snow happens.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
It's lit.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester