I whale always love you.
I'm snow bored.
Best in snow.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Up to snow good.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Snow on and snow forth.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You’re brew-tiful!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Drink happy thoughts.
Paddy like a rockstar.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
You’re my pot of gold.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Love at frost sight!
"Happy eggster."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
"Eggs love you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
He’s my pinch charming.
My love for you is like no otter.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I’m fondue you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Sleigh, what?!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
My love for you simply radiates.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
We have great chemis-tree.
Snow on and snow forth.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.