It takes one to snow one.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"You're a real good egg."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Love at frost sight!
Treat yo'elf.
"You crack me up."
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Hold on for deer life.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Let’s take an elfie.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
It’s snow joke.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Shake your shamrocks.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
"I've found some bunny to love."
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Keep calm and leprech-on.
"That's all, yolks."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Can’t pinch this.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.