How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I told you snow.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"You're a real good egg."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Best in snow.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Thank brew very much.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
You’re brew-tiful!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
He’s my pinch charming.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Eggs-cuse me."
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I'm fondue you, it's true
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
You snow the drill.
"There's no bunny like you."
It's ice to meet you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I love you meow and forever.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Happy eggster."