There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
"Your kisses are to dye for."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Say it ain’t snow.
"You make me egg-static."
Irish you were beer.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I dig you a hole lot.
Sip, sip, horray!
"Some bunny loves you."
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Best in snow.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I told you snow.
You have a pizza my heart.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I think I found my perfect match
Don’t worry, beer happy.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"Happy eggster."
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Love at frost sight!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Don’t give into beer pressure.
I think you’re dandelion.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Get clover it, babe.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Time to spruce things up.