What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You shamrock my world.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
How rude-olf of you.
"You crack me up."
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Treat yo'elf.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I sulfur when you argon.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Just brew it!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Snow on and snow forth.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Life is brew-tiful!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I only have ice for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It takes one to snow one.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You sleigh me.
My love for you is like no otter.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Sip, sip, horray!
"Some bunny loves you."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I'm snow bored.
She has high elf-esteem.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I dig you a hole lot.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”