"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I told you snow.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Paddy like a rockstar.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Having a good hare day."
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I dig you a hole lot.
"There's no bunny like you."
I have the final sleigh.
Burst into cheers!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
You snow the drill.
"That's all, yolks."
Your presents is requested.
Take off all your cloves.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I only have ice for you.
You snow the drill.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Believe in your elf.
Resting Grinch face.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I call the shots.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Birch, please.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Thank brew very much.
Snow on and snow forth.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”