“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
It takes one to snow one.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"Having a good hare day."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Look for a rainbow connection.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
"No eggs-cuses."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
As it snow happens.
I loaf you.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Take off all your cloves.
Best in snow.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Sip, sip, horray!
I'm fondue you, it's true
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Gold riddance.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Fir sure.
He’s my pinch charming.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You’re brew-tiful!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
"Just don't carrot all."
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
"What an egg-citing day."
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I'm snow bored.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
You have me greening from ear to ear.