As it snow happens.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You're acute Valentine.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
You’re my lucky charm.
"Just don't carrot all."
"Some bunny loves you."
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Snow on and snow forth.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I only have ice for you.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Say it ain’t snow.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Your presents is requested.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
It takes one to snow one.
This is snow laughing matter!
You snow the drill.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I told you snow.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I love you meow and forever.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.