What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
'Cause he was always a little short.
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Why do gnomes laugh when they play football?
Because the grass tickles their armpits.