Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
A gnome walks into a bar, and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
Why do gnomes laugh when they play football?
Because the grass tickles their armpits.