They can’t read it, it’s on a need-to-gnome basis.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Why did the gnome take the subway to work?
Because a metro-gnome is always on time.
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Where did Santa's little helpers go to high school?
They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
Just hangin' with my gnomies.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawnmower and crying?
Because he hit a rough patch.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
It’s a little gnome fact.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
What race makes for the edgiest bards?
Rock gnomes.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
What's the meanest thing ever?
When you ask a gnome, “What will you be when you grow up?”
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
'Cause he was always a little short.
Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
They had a good run, but the jig is up.
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large!