Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
They had a good run, but the jig is up.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.