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Gnome Puns

Dwarf puns are the best, it's a well-gnome fact!

Gnome Puns

What do gnomes use to guard their mazes?
Minitaurs.
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why cant a dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
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