What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.