France Puns

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France Puns

I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?