France Puns

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France Puns

When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
French people give me the crepes.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.