It’s a beautiful Degas!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Can I be Candide with you?
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.