What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Can I be Candide with you?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.