What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
French people give me the crepes.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Can I be Candide with you?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."