Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Can I be Candide with you?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French people give me the crepes.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
French, French Revolution
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.