What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Can I be Candide with you?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.