What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
French people give me the crepes.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
French, French Revolution
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.