I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French, French Revolution
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
French people give me the crepes.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.