Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
French people give me the crepes.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Can I be Candide with you?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French, French Revolution
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.