What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French people give me the crepes.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
French, French Revolution
Can I be Candide with you?
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.