Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
French, French Revolution
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Can I be Candide with you?
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French people give me the crepes.