Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I like you a latte.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Don't even chai.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.