Fall Puns

These autumnal puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny!

Fall Puns

What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
I'm acorn-y person.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I like you a latte.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".