You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Don't even chai.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.