What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!