Fall Puns

These autumnal puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny!

Fall Puns

In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Don't even chai.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I'm acorn-y person.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!