Fall Puns

These autumnal puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny!

Fall Puns

The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Don't even chai.
I like you a latte.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".