How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I'm acorn-y person.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I like you a latte.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Don't even chai.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!