I'm acorn-y person.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I like you a latte.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.