In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!