I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
I'm acorn-y person.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.