Don't even chai.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I'm acorn-y person.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!