Fall Puns

These autumnal puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny!

Fall Puns

It’s Fall coming back to me now.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
I'm acorn-y person.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Don't even chai.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
I like you a latte.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!