The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I'm acorn-y person.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.