What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".