Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I'm acorn-y person.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'