Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I like you a latte.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I'm acorn-y person.
Don't even chai.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.