Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
I'm acorn-y person.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Don't even chai.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.