The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I'm acorn-y person.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I like you a latte.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Don't even chai.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.