In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
I'm acorn-y person.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.