Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don't even chai.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I like you a latte.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.