In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
I'm acorn-y person.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I like you a latte.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!