What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Don't even chai.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I like you a latte.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!