The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I'm acorn-y person.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".