Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Don't even chai.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.