The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Don't even chai.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I like you a latte.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.