The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Don't even chai.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!