When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don't even chai.