"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Having a good hare day."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You can't beat me."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy eggster."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"For peep's sake."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You make me egg-static."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're a real good egg."
"That's all, yolks."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"What an egg-citing day."