"For peep's sake."
"You can't beat me."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Having a good hare day."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You're a real good egg."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Happy eggster."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You crack me up."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."