"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Some bunny loves you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"That's all, yolks."
"Happy eggster."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"For peep's sake."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You can't beat me."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You crack me up."
"You're a real good egg."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."