"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"What an egg-citing day."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"That's all, yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Happy eggster."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're a real good egg."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Just one hot chick."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"There's no bunny like you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Having a good hare day."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."