"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"No eggs-cuses."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"That's all, yolks."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You're a real good egg."
"You can't beat me."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Just one hot chick."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Happy eggster."
"Having a good hare day."