"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Eggs love you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Having a good hare day."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You make me egg-static."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"For peep's sake."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"What an egg-citing day."
"There's no bunny like you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!