"Have a hoppy Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You make me egg-static."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're a real good egg."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"For peep's sake."
"Just one hot chick."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"No eggs-cuses."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.