"You can't beat me."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"For peep's sake."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy eggster."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"You make me egg-static."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"There's no bunny like you."
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.