"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"What an egg-citing day."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"For peep's sake."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"You crack me up."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Just one hot chick."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Eggs love you."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"You can't beat me."