"You make me egg-static."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"What an egg-citing day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Having a good hare day."
"Eggs love you."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"For peep's sake."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Just one hot chick."
"That's all, yolks."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."