What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You can't beat me."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Happy eggster."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"You make me egg-static."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Eggs love you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just one hot chick."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"For peep's sake."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"What an egg-citing day."