How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."