Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!