"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Eggs love you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just one hot chick."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"For peep's sake."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Having a good hare day."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"That's all, yolks."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You crack me up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester