Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"What an egg-citing day."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Just one hot chick."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Having a good hare day."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"That's all, yolks."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You crack me up."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just don't carrot all."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I've found some bunny to love."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You can't beat me."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"For peep's sake."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"You're a real good egg."