"That's all, yolks."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Just don't carrot all."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Happy eggster."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You can't beat me."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Eggs love you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You make me egg-static."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Just one hot chick."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Having a good hare day."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."