Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Eggs-cuse me."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"No eggs-cuses."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"That's all, yolks."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"For peep's sake."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"What an egg-citing day."
"You're a real good egg."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Happy eggster."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Just looking on the sunny side."