"That's all, yolks."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"You make me egg-static."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Having a good hare day."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You crack me up."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"No eggs-cuses."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You're a real good egg."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester