"I've found some bunny to love."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Happy eggster."
"You're a real good egg."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Just one hot chick."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Just don't carrot all."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You crack me up."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Having a good hare day."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You can't beat me."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"For peep's sake."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.