"I whip my hare back and forth."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"There's no bunny like you."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I've found some bunny to love."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"That's all, yolks."
"Just one hot chick."
"Having a good hare day."
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You're a real good egg."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You crack me up."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"For peep's sake."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"What an egg-citing day."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You make me egg-static."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You can't beat me."
"Happy eggster."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Just don't carrot all."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny loves you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Your kisses are to dye for."