"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"No eggs-cuses."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Having a good hare day."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"There's no bunny like you."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Some bunny loves you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You can't beat me."
"You're a real good egg."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Eggs-cuse me."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Just one hot chick."
"Eggs love you."
"You crack me up."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Your kisses are to dye for."