"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You crack me up."
"I've found some bunny to love."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're a real good egg."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Eggs love you."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Happy eggster."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Just don't carrot all."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"For peep's sake."
"Having a good hare day."