What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You can't beat me."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Happy eggster."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"Eggs love you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You make me egg-static."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just don't carrot all."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You crack me up."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"That's all, yolks."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You're a real good egg."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"For peep's sake."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.