"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You can't beat me."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"What an egg-citing day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Happy eggster."
"Having a good hare day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You make me egg-static."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"There's no bunny like you."
"For peep's sake."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You crack me up."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You're a real good egg."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I've found some bunny to love."