What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.