I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.