"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
French, French Revolution
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.