What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"