What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
French people give me the crepes.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.