What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Can I be Candide with you?
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.