What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.