My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?