I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
French people give me the crepes.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.