What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.