French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.