A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
French people give me the crepes.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Can I be Candide with you?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.