It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
She has high elf-esteem.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
He’s an elf-made man.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
The snuggle is real.
Snow thank you.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
It's ice to meet you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I'm snow bored.
Make it rein.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Fir sure.
Say it ain’t snow.
Icy what you did there.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I’m elf-taught.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Believe in your elf.
Yule be sorry.
It's ice to meet you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Birch, please.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Best in snow.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Love at frost sight!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
This is snow laughing matter!
It's lit.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Snow thank you.