What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”