What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Say it ain’t snow.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Icy what you did there.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Up to snow good.
I'm snow bored.
Time to spruce things up.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Make it rein.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Treat yo'elf.
How rude-olf of you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You snow the drill.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I only have ice for you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
She has high elf-esteem.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Sleigh, what?!
Yule be sorry.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Best in snow.
I’m feelin’ pine.
It’s snow joke.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow thank you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.